Welcome to the comprehensive web pages of the UK branch of the international Buffster Organization. Sadly, such is the extent of our laziness and apathy, we are currently unable to offer you any interesting web pages concerning our various ongoing initiatives. Happily, however, some of our users may have their own web pages, which you are welcome to access in the traditional fashion.
We have nothing to sell to you except our own cleverness and self-contentment. Reciprocally, if you have something to sell to us, we are unlikely to be interested; our policies on unsolicited commercial email (UCE) are quite simple: if you attempt to spam us, we will attempt to kill you. Painfully.
Should anything here be a source of concern to you, or in any way unclear, email may be sent to www@brazilia.buffster.org.uk, where it stands only the slenderest chance of ever being read.
This page was last updated frighteningly recently, but don't expect this trend to continue (it took nearly two years to correct a broken `mailto:' link, after all).
We may not be held to be culpable for any naughtiness which may result from the use of our network. Please do not pester us with litigation, because we have no money and will merely deflect your unsavoury intimations with good grace, obscure Latinate vocabulary, and vaudevillian humour.
Our solicitor will be delighted to answer any enquiries of a legal nature you may have.
Please note that we are in no way connected with any other similarly-named domain nor are we affiliated with the United Paramount Network.